Dear Miss Pearl,

My girlfriend is posting to Facebook constantly. What’s worse is she makes it seem as though we are madly in love and have this fairytale life. I’m not even sure if she is the”one” yet! What should I do?

Sincerely,

Unsocial Media Man

Dear UMN,

I would say it’s time for your girlfriend to “face the facts” and unplug. To be fair, give her a heads up on your feelings and if she doesn’t “like” that, you might have to “unfriend” her.