Dear Miss Pearl: Social Media Showdown

Dear Miss Pearl
August 31, 2019

Dear Miss Pearl,


My girlfriend is posting to Facebook constantly. Whatโ€™s worse is she makes it seem as though we are madly in love and have this fairytale life. Iโ€™m not even sure if she is theโ€oneโ€ yet! What should I do?


Sincerely,


Unsocial Media Man


Dear UMN,


I would say itโ€™s time for your girlfriend to โ€œface the factsโ€ and unplug. To be fair, give her a heads up on your feelings and if she doesnโ€™t โ€œlikeโ€ that, you might have to โ€œunfriendโ€ her.