Here is my story I want folks to hear.
I’ve come to this town to make some things perfectly clear.

If you have a problem or need some advice
I want you to write me at least once or twice.

I’ll tell you my way to handle a fight
I have all the answers I’ve lived a long life.

If I haven’t seen it or heard it or done it by now
I’ll make something up and you’ll all say wow.

My name is Miss Pearl, I will help if I can
We will meet here each week, I hope you’ll be a fan.